What does ORACLE stand for?

On 11/02/2010 08:43 PM, Spyridon Samothrakis wrote:
>   OK - here's the list
>
> Realitex - 30mg (daily - can't avoid it)
> Corporatex - 100mg (Gives you a warm, Cartman like feeling of "oh I hate
> those guys")
> Tempelazol - 1 tablet per day (makes you actively despise work - THC
> derivative)
> Sofrolin - I don't really know what this one does any more
>
>
> "Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked
> a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can"
>
>
> Samus "Fear and loathing" Thrakus
>
>
> On 02/11/2010 17:37, Spido wrote:
>> Den kserw ti pairnei o sunonomatos alla thelw kai gw :)
>>
>> javisti
>>
>> Please consider your environmental responsibility before printing this
>> e-mail.
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 7:35 PM, Dimitris Andreadis
>> <dandread@redh... <mailto:dandread@redh...>> wrote:
>>
>>     Spyro, ti pairneis? :-)
>>
>>
>>     Spyridon Samothrakis wrote:
>>
>>         (I've tried - can't help it - I have to comment on this)
>>
>>         On other news, Oracle buys Hell. The agreed price is set to 10
>>         Gabazilison GigaDollars. Satan is relieved of all his duties
>>         at once as Stingy McScroutz, Oracle's CFO, complains that his
>>         levy of souls is too high. "We can't afford to pay Satan that
>>         much" Mr. Stingy claims, "He is too expensive - We also don't
>>         think he is doing a good job running this place - there is too
>>         much initiative on the lower daemonic ranks". Analysts claim
>>         that through this move oracle is hoping to consolidate its
>>         workforce. Rumor has it that every human oracle employee will
>>         have his/her soul scourged two times per day, to boost
>>         productivity. Major restructurings are expected in hell as
>>         well, as it seems deamons spend too much time on non-core
>>         activities. "Deamons were meant to turture", says McScroutz.
>>         "As it is they spend too much time laughing over their victims
>>         - we are only interested in the bottom line here, none should
>>         gain any pleasure from work".
>>
>>         One thing remains for certain however - OracleHell will try to
>>         create new synergies and unleash the apocalypse. How world
>>         markets will react to this remains to be seen.
>>
>>         - Spyrus DonBribed, Independent journalist for MegaFinancial News.
>>
>>
>>
>>         On 02/11/2010 13:55, Dimitris Andreadis wrote:
>>
>>             Oracle Buys eCommerce Software Giant ATG For $1 Billion
>>
>>             http://www.techcrunchit.com/2010/11/02/oracle-buys-ecommerce-software-giant-atg-for-1-billion/
>>
>>
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