Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no
come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache
and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I
really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex.  That makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what
you say and I feel great.  I be at work soon......... You
got nice house.'