Dumbest People on Earth?

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*Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge,
he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good
home. You want it, you take it...'

For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He
eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he
changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'

The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!

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I stopped at Mc Donald's and ordered some fries.

The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?"

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
shouted.... 'Look at that dead bird!'

Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where? '

They walk among us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction
was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.

She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime.

She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.......
'

They Walk Among Us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard
an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the
beach.

She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving'. They Walk Among Us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through
a seat belt if she gets trapped.

She keeps it in the car trunk.

They Walk Among Us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
out every time she turns her head!"

I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart
no matter which way the head is turned.... They Walk Among Us ! **Continue
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